“Whan that Aprill with his shoures sote”April 8, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 8:36 pm

This is the first line of the prologue to the Canterbury Tales.  Roughly, it means “When that April, with his sweet showers.”

So this is the first day I’ve really let this story-writing slip away from me.  I’ve had a bit of a block today for some reason.  I sat at my desk for two hours and came up with nothing.  Then I decided to do other work so it wouldn’t be a waste of a day.  Then we went to Hodad’s in Ocean Beach for a burger, which was delicious.  But now it’s 9:30pm and I’m just completing my story for the day.  For shame.

Ah well.  Maybe I’ve learned an important lesson here: don’t not write in the mornings.

April 8   “Honeymoon”

 
 

“I can feel the heat closing in”April 7, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 2:19 pm

Since I couldn’t think of a title for today’s posting, I thought I’d use the first line from a famous novel: Burroughs’ Naked Lunch.

Today’s story is a little different, form-wise.  It takes the form of a blog.  The stuff in this story about military blogs, the MILbloggies, is factual.  I just happened to be poking around on the interweb for story ideas when I came across these military blogs; they’re fascinating.  It’s interesting to see what people will talk about when they’re at war.  I also found the site of a soldier who’d served as a fighter pilot over Afghanistan and served out her time in the military, only to return home and be killed by a freak accident: a tire blowing out in her lap while she was on vacation in Scotland.  On her blog, she has a final posting where she says she’s home safe and sound.

This begs the question, how many digital ghosts roam the long halls of the internet?  What happens to your blogs, Facebook, and email, etc., after you die?  How do we experience someone’s blog after they’re gone?

Food for thought.  Here’s the story:

April 7th

 
 

The one cliche writers can’t escapeApril 6, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 4:18 pm

Coffee.  Read any book, watch any move that has writers as characters, and you’re sure to find them at some point guzzling a super-gulp sized cup of java (or vodka–but that’s another cliche altogether).  Or, if they’re not drinking coffee, there are meta-jokes about coffee.  For example, in season 2 of the TV show, “30 Rock” Kenneth the Page says:

Kenneth: [about coffee] I love how it makes me feel. It’s like my heart is trying to hug my brain!

And yet, the whole coffee thing is a cliche for a reason.  It tastes great and it helps you keep your fanny in the chair, even after long hours of writing.

At any rate, I happened upon a short story contest accepting work that features coffee prominently.  So I thought I’d give it a try.  Write about what you know, right?

April 6th Story

 
 

The Monday GrindApril 5, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 5:07 pm

Still some earthquake aftershocks today.  Other than that, not much news to speak of.  A typical Monday poring over my various to-do lists.

This story was originally a poem I wrote for a class in grad school.  My teacher defined it as “myth.”  I don’t know what genre I’d call it.  Absurdism?  You be the judge…

April 5th:  The Whirling Dervish

 
 

I hereby dub it the Easter EarthquakeApril 4, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 5:53 pm

I’m pleased with myself at my commitment to the story-a-day.  This morning, Amanda and I slept in until about 9:30, which is atypical for us–we’re usually up by 6:30 or 7 am to run.  Shortly thereafter, Jeremy and Nicole arrived at our place for a modest Easter Brunch.  They brought makings for mimosas, and we prepared a fine breakfast of French toast, quiche and fruit salad.

And when I say “we prepared”, I mean Amanda did everything.  I was upstairs, hammering out today’s story.  Brunch came and went.  It was delightful.  Then, just as I was settling in to continue my writing for today, a freak earthquaked shivered our timbers.  Literally.  We could see and hear the windows shaking, and the entire apartment complex shifted like a wobbly card table.  Earthquakes aren’t like they are in the movies.  It doesn’t make a deep rumbling or anything, all you hear is the chatter of everything in the room being jostled around.  But you get weirdly dizzy, and it feels like your standing on a boat.  After about 5 seconds of staring blankly at each other, Amanda and I started to think that maybe we should get out of the apartment (which I later learned isn’t the smartest thing to do).  Amanda gathered our cell phones, wallets, and keys, and all I could think do to, in the midst of this natural disaster, was grab was the lid to my travel coffee cup.  I mean, you can’t drink from a coffee much without the lid.

The quake lasted only 13 or 15 seconds, with occasional aftershocks (we’re still feeling them, actually).  But still I marched on, bent on getting this story written. And though it’s late in the day, I win again.

So that’s the story of today’s story.  It doesn’t have anything to do with earthquakes.  Though maybe future stories will.  Strange events like this need time to percolate…

april 4 story

 
 

Between a 10 mile run and an Easter barbeque…April 3, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 1:25 pm

We woke up super early today to run 10 miles along the Mission Trails park and I was on a deadline because we’re going to an Easter egg-hunt/barbeque at Jeremy and Nicole’s.

Somehow, deadlines always help.  They’re the heat and pressure  to my lump of coal.  With deadlines, diamonds can happen.  Without them, you’ll usually just end up with a mess of dusty black stuff on your hands.  Well, you get the idea…


Third Installment

 
 

Second installmentApril 2, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 3:03 pm

Today’s writing went a little long.  This story is roughly 2,500 words, which is well above my usual goal of 1,000 words a day.

To be perfectly honest, the idea for this story was one that I’ve been kicking around.  So it’s likely that the length of it is due to the fact that I had a certain narrative arc in mind.

Originally, I meant for this to be a children’s story.  For some reason, though, every time I sit down to write something for kids, it always comes out way more gritty and often violent than I’d set out to make it.  Not sure what that says about me.

Anyway, here’s today’s installment.  I don’t have a title, but suggestions for one are appreciated.

A Story for April 2

 
 

April ChallengeApril 1, 2010

Filed under:30 April Stories,All— Tony @ 2:13 pm

Spring is in the air, and after more than 2 years of working on said novel and writing only a handful of short stories in that time, I’ve been itching lately for a new project. Or at least a reason to move on to something else.

So now I’m issuing a kick-in-the-pants challenge to myself: to write a story a day for the entire month of April.

This is perhaps the worst month I could have chosen for such an endeavor, I’ve got a bachelor party to attend, a half marathon, the 3 day Coachella music festival in the desert, not to mention finishing up on various free-lance jobs, including the author’s series I’m directing, and also trying to find a full time job. But if it were easy it wouldn’t be any fun.

And in keeping with my “going back to the roots” kick, I’ve realized recently that I’ve read very few of the “classic” works of literature out there. Don Quixote? No. Grapes of Wrath? Nope. Lord of the Flies? I have it but I’ve never read it. To write well one must read a lot, and be well-read. So I’ve put myself on a diet of choice works in the Western canon, starting with the Iliad, then on to the Odyssey, Oedipus Rex, The Arabian Nights, et cetera, all the way to modern must-reads like Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie. So what I’m hoping is that by reading a ton of classic stuff and writing a lot every day, I might generate some workable material.

I could do this on my own, without posting it on this blog, but I think there’s a certain accountability I’ll feel by blogging this challenge. I also like the idea of writing for a specific audience, namely the handful of people who even know that I have a blog. Knowing my audience, somehow, helps me to make better narrative choices, I think.

More than anything, my goal is to rocket launch my raw productivity. I’m concerned purely with vomiting out the pages, not polishing diamonds.

All the stories I will submit are very rough first drafts, and therefore aren’t exactly finished, even if they do have endings. Having said that, I welcome any criticism (or further ideas for development) you’d like to submit about the stories.

So without further diversion, click here to read today’s story. Sorry, it doesn’t have a title.

(Preface: in looking for ideas for a story this morning, I went to Wikipedia and found this article on Wife Selling which seemed to me so archaic and absurd that it couldn’t not be an interesting concept…at least for a very short story.  The article mentions occasional Husband Selling, which spawned the idea for the story.  Ultimately, I was less interested in exposing the obvious human rights atrocities associated with human-selling, and more interested in exercising my chops in absurdism by sketching out a slice of life in a loveless marriage.)

 
 

A Falling WhaleNovember 20, 2009

Filed under:All— Tony @ 7:35 pm

I’ve noticed a strange reoccurring motif in my writing: animals.  For some reason, exotic animals always seem to slip into my stories.  I don’t know why.

Not that this story focuses around animals or anything, actually, there are no real animals in it, per se.  Just in the title.  What we have here is another story I’ve recently dusted off.  I wrote it a few years back and never really thought about it until recently.

Very quickly, a weird story.  The protagonist’s name in this story is Katharine Black.  As I was writing this (well after I’d chosen her name) I met a sales lady at Macy’s who helped me when I was looking for something or other for Amanda.  The sales lady’s name?  That’s right, Katharine Black.  Okay, maybe it wasn’t all that weird.  But it seemed crazy at the time.

That’s my anecdote for this evening.  Enjoy the story.

A Falling Whale


 
 

The Dead Pet ShopNovember 18, 2009

Filed under:All— Tony @ 2:35 pm

Here’s a story I recently finished.  I read part of it at our MFA program’s 20th anniversary bash at the San Diego Museum of Art.  Never read in an art hall before.  Very echoey.  Anyhow, I hope to send this to a couple of contests in the near future.  Comments are welcome.  Enjoy!

Dead Pet Shop

Pet shop pic